A Brazilian woman is accused of trying to kill her husband in the strangest of ways.

According to Close sources,the woman put poison in her vagina and then asked her husband to have oral sex with her.

He complied, but noticed something was wrong when he smelled an unusual odour emanating from her nethers.

He rushed her to the hospital, thereby saving her life, because he realised the poison was affecting her. Because duh… vaginas are absorbent.

The man – identified only as a 43-year-old from Sao Jose do Rio Preto – realised something was afoot when he noticed a strange odour coming from his wife’s private parts.

Tests apparently revealed the woman had placed enough of the unnamed poison in her vagina to kill both her and her husband. She has since received medical treatment, although sources claim her husband plans to sue her for attempted murder.